Report Card - Doomscroll District School
Report cards for your posts by one tired teacher.
Details
- External ID
- 1260741
- Source
- PH
- Company
- —
- Product
- Report Card
- Website domain
- producthunt.com
- Launched
- Sept. 25, 2026
- Cohort
- —
- Upvotes
- 18
- Upvotes percentile
- 0.9627164849262347
- Tags
- Funny, SaaS, Memes, Vercel Day
- Fetched at
- Sept. 26, 2026, 6:20 p.m.
- Updated at
- Sept. 26, 2026, 6:20 p.m.
Description
Report Card is the official grade slip of Doomscroll District School, Fall 2026 semester. Accredited by nobody. (We checked.) Enrollment takes one social media handle to grade card. No login, no password, nothing to install. Private accounts are politely turned away at the gate. The teacher reads your recent public posts and grades six subjects. Grades run from A+ (with a gold star sticker) to F (Parents meeting).
Enrichment
- Theme
- e-learning and skill development platforms
- Vertical
- Media & entertainment
- Function
- Content generation
- Audience
- B2C
- AI stance
- AI feature
- Project type
- Hobby / open-source project
- Normalized one-liner
- humorous report card generator for social media posts
- Manually corrected
- False
Could you build this?
Yes A fun novelty app that scrapes public social profiles (or calls public profile APIs) and passes the recent post text into an LLM with a humorous 'tired teacher' system prompt.
Competitors
Other products that read as similar to this one — 22 launches clear the similarity bar, closest 8 shown.
Attention rank: #1 of 23 (itself plus its competitors, highest first — normalized so YC and Product Hunt are compared fairly).
Launched 219 days after the earliest competitor.
- webuntis-family-cards · github · 2026-09-17 · 16 upvotes · similarity 0.41
- TurtleDock - SchoolDeck · ph · 2026-09-10 · 1 upvotes · similarity 0.40
- GradeMate · ph · 2026-09-16 · 2 upvotes · similarity 0.35
- LevelGrade · ph · 2026-09-17 · 2 upvotes · similarity 0.35
- Grade Calculator · ph · 2026-09-28 · 1 upvotes · similarity 0.34
- Greedy TCG · ph · 2026-09-28 · 1 upvotes · similarity 0.33
- MARK: Student Attendance Log · ph · 2026-09-30 · 1 upvotes · similarity 0.33
- One More Thing · ph · 2026-09-19 · 9 upvotes · similarity 0.33
Other launches for this product
Same idea, different domain
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