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Report Card - Doomscroll District School

Report cards for your posts by one tired teacher.

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Report Card is the official grade slip of Doomscroll District School, Fall 2026 semester. Accredited by nobody. (We checked.) Enrollment takes one social media handle to grade card. No login, no password, nothing to install. Private accounts are politely turned away at the gate. The teacher reads your recent public posts and grades six subjects. Grades run from A+ (with a gold star sticker) to F (Parents meeting).

PH · launched Sep 25, 2026 · 18 upvotes (top 4%) · 0 views

Niche: novelty and humor web apps · 188 launches, 8 in the last 7 days ▼ -53% · Explore this niche →

Category and tags

  • Media & entertainment
  • Content generation
  • B2C
  • AI feature
  • Hobby / open-source project
  • Funny
  • SaaS
  • Memes
  • Vercel Day

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Could you build this?

Yes A fun novelty app that scrapes public social profiles (or calls public profile APIs) and passes the recent post text into an LLM with a humorous 'tired teacher' system prompt.

Competitors

Other products that read as similar to this one : 42 launches clear the similarity bar, closest 8 shown.

Attention rank: #1 of 43 (itself plus its competitors, highest first, normalized so YC and Product Hunt are compared fairly).

Launched 219 days after the earliest competitor.

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