Ass Auction
Brands outbid each other to put their logo on my ass
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Ass Auction is an ad network with one placement: a pair of boxers. Pay $5 or more and your logo joins the leaderboard at whatever rank your money buys. Anyone can pay more and push you down. Your total spend is your rank, so climbing back only costs the difference. The top 22 get worn on the boxers. No accounts, just a URL or X handle, and Stripe. Live click counts, a share card, an email when you get knocked down, and a gossip bar where the crowd talks.
PH · launched Sep 9, 2026 · 153 upvotes (top 1%) · 0 views
Niche: alternative advertising marketplaces · 168 launches, 7 in the last 7 days ▼ -13% · Explore this niche →
Category and tags
- Marketing
- Marketplace
- B2B
- Not AI
- Commercial product
- Funny
- Marketing
- Advertising
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More like this: all 168 launches in alternative advertising marketplaces →
Could you build this?
Yes It is a novelty bidding website featuring an interactive leaderboard, payment processing via Stripe, and simple live visitor counters.
Competitors
Other products that read as similar to this one : 125 launches clear the similarity bar, closest 8 shown.
Attention rank: #1 of 126 (itself plus its competitors, highest first, normalized so YC and Product Hunt are compared fairly).
Launched 230 days after the earliest competitor.
- FightMyAds · ph · 2026-09-13 · 2 upvotes · similarity 0.49
- ONLY4 · ph · 2026-09-25 · 2 upvotes · similarity 0.45
- SpotYourBid · ph · 2026-09-11 · 2 upvotes · similarity 0.44
- RentMyBack · ph · 2026-09-12 · 1 upvotes · similarity 0.44
- Ataboard · ph · 2026-10-18 · 1 upvotes · similarity 0.43
- BrandMyItem · ph · 2026-09-07 · 2 upvotes · similarity 0.43
- bidmy.app · ph · 2026-09-12 · 2 upvotes · similarity 0.42
- RentMyBanner — Live X header auction · ph · 2026-10-01 · 2 upvotes · similarity 0.42
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