Ass Auction
Brands outbid each other to put their logo on my ass
Details
- External ID
- 1244551
- Source
- PH
- Company
- —
- Product
- Ass Auction
- Website domain
- producthunt.com
- Launched
- Sept. 9, 2026
- Cohort
- —
- Upvotes
- 153
- Upvotes percentile
- 0.9921691255078041
- Tags
- Funny, Marketing, Advertising
- Fetched at
- Sept. 10, 2026, 5:16 p.m.
- Updated at
- Sept. 10, 2026, 5:16 p.m.
Description
Ass Auction is an ad network with one placement: a pair of boxers. Pay $5 or more and your logo joins the leaderboard at whatever rank your money buys. Anyone can pay more and push you down. Your total spend is your rank, so climbing back only costs the difference. The top 22 get worn on the boxers. No accounts, just a URL or X handle, and Stripe. Live click counts, a share card, an email when you get knocked down, and a gossip bar where the crowd talks.
Enrichment
- Theme
- leaderboard, ranking, and benchmarking tools
- Vertical
- Retail & commerce
- Function
- Marketplace
- Audience
- B2C
- AI stance
- Not AI
- Project type
- Hobby / open-source project
- Normalized one-liner
- brand logo auction service
- Manually corrected
- False
Could you build this?
Yes It is a novelty bidding website featuring an interactive leaderboard, payment processing via Stripe, and simple live visitor counters.
Competitors
Other products that read as similar to this one — 89 launches clear the similarity bar, closest 8 shown.
Attention rank: #1 of 90 (itself plus its competitors, highest first — normalized so YC and Product Hunt are compared fairly).
Launched 230 days after the earliest competitor.
- FightMyAds · ph · 2026-09-13 · 2 upvotes · similarity 0.50
- ONLY4 · ph · 2026-09-25 · 2 upvotes · similarity 0.46
- RentMyBack · ph · 2026-09-12 · 1 upvotes · similarity 0.46
- SpotYourBid · ph · 2026-09-11 · 2 upvotes · similarity 0.45
- BrandMyItem · ph · 2026-09-07 · 2 upvotes · similarity 0.45
- bidmy.app · ph · 2026-09-12 · 2 upvotes · similarity 0.44
- frontpage.sh · ph · 2026-06-19 · 165 upvotes · similarity 0.42
- Bidway · ph · 2026-09-11 · 2 upvotes · similarity 0.40
Other launches for this product
- No other launches for this product.
Same idea, different domain
Nobody's really built a marketplace tool for Horizontal yet.