Just Fucking Use Cloudflare
A satirical guide to the CF stack
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Inspired by the recent justfuckingusetailwind.com, I built a similar "love letter" to the Cloudflare ecosystem.I find myself reaching for Workers, R2, D1, and KV for almost every project lately, so I wanted to capture that sentiment in a single, slightly over-the-top page.It’s a simple side project, but the stack is:- Vite + TypeScript - Biome + Ultracite - Deployed (obviously) on CloudflareFirst draft in Claude, the copy was drafted with Grok to get that specific tone, then I used Google's AI Studio to accelerate the build with touch up's in Cursor.Link: https://justfuckingusecloudflare.com Repo: https://github.com/mynameistito/justfuckingusecloudflareCurious to hear everyone's thoughts on the CF stack vs alternatives and more traditional deployments.
HN · launched Dec 24, 2025 · 33 upvotes (top 26%) · 0 views
Niche: developer tutorials and guides · 34 launches, 0 in the last 7 days · Explore this niche →
Category and tags
- Horizontal
- Dev tools
- Developer
- Not AI
- Hobby / open-source project
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Could you build this?
Yes It is a static single-page humorous landing page with text and basic Tailwind CSS styling.
Discussion
20 comments analyzed.
Competitors mentioned: AWS DirectConnect, Vultr, Hetzner, VPS/dedicated servers, Other DDoS protection providers
Concerns raised: Single fault zone / no regional redundancy causing global outages, Broken CAPTCHA not resolving despite user reports, High DirectConnect setup costs (thousands/month) unsuitable for small operations, Poor technical support requiring customers to do debugging, Per-GB egress charges even with DirectConnect (2 cents/GB vs 9 cents/GB standard)
Feature requests: Container/containerization support, Multiple regions/geographic redundancy
Competitors
Other products that read as similar to this one : 152 launches clear the similarity bar, closest 8 shown.
Attention rank: #61 of 153 (itself plus its competitors, highest first, normalized so YC and Product Hunt are compared fairly).
Launched 55 days after the earliest competitor.
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- Hnrepos.com, HackerTube for Repositories · hn · 2026-11-02 · 13 upvotes · similarity 0.42
- Cloudflare-Telegram-rpocket-bot-builder · github · 2026-11-05 · 61 upvotes · similarity 0.41
- CFAPEX · github · 2026-11-09 · 212 upvotes · similarity 0.41
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