Just Fucking Use Cloudflare
A satirical guide to the CF stack
Details
- External ID
- 46379927
- Source
- HN
- Company
- —
- Product
- Just Fucking Use Cloudflare
- Website domain
- justfuckingusecloudflare.com
- Launched
- Dec. 24, 2025
- Cohort
- —
- Upvotes
- 33
- Upvotes percentile
- 0.7414122137404581
- Tags
- —
- Fetched at
- Sept. 7, 2026, 9:25 p.m.
- Updated at
- Sept. 7, 2026, 9:25 p.m.
Description
Inspired by the recent justfuckingusetailwind.com, I built a similar "love letter" to the Cloudflare ecosystem.I find myself reaching for Workers, R2, D1, and KV for almost every project lately, so I wanted to capture that sentiment in a single, slightly over-the-top page.It’s a simple side project, but the stack is:- Vite + TypeScript - Biome + Ultracite - Deployed (obviously) on CloudflareFirst draft in Claude, the copy was drafted with Grok to get that specific tone, then I used Google's AI Studio to accelerate the build with touch up's in Cursor.Link: https://justfuckingusecloudflare.com Repo: https://github.com/mynameistito/justfuckingusecloudflareCurious to hear everyone's thoughts on the CF stack vs alternatives and more traditional deployments.
Enrichment
- Theme
- DeepSeek model deployment and inference
- Vertical
- Horizontal
- Function
- Dev tools
- Audience
- Developer
- AI stance
- Not AI
- Project type
- Hobby / open-source project
- Normalized one-liner
- guide to cloudflare products
- Manually corrected
- False
Could you build this?
Yes It is a static single-page humorous landing page with text and basic Tailwind CSS styling.
Discussion
20 comments analyzed.
Competitors mentioned: AWS DirectConnect, Vultr, Hetzner, VPS/dedicated servers, Other DDoS protection providers
Concerns raised: Single fault zone / no regional redundancy causing global outages, Broken CAPTCHA not resolving despite user reports, High DirectConnect setup costs (thousands/month) unsuitable for small operations, Poor technical support requiring customers to do debugging, Per-GB egress charges even with DirectConnect (2 cents/GB vs 9 cents/GB standard)
Feature requests: Container/containerization support, Multiple regions/geographic redundancy
Competitors
Other products that read as similar to this one — 62 launches clear the similarity bar, closest 8 shown.
Attention rank: #31 of 63 (itself plus its competitors, highest first — normalized so YC and Product Hunt are compared fairly).
Launched 55 days after the earliest competitor.
- bestcf · github · 2026-09-26 · 28 upvotes · similarity 0.46
- CF-Pages-BestCF · github · 2026-09-25 · 16 upvotes · similarity 0.40
- Cloudflare Drop · ph · 2026-07-11 · 372 upvotes · similarity 0.38
- ip-optimizer · github · 2026-09-27 · 46 upvotes · similarity 0.38
- YAOS · hn · 2026-03-13 · 5 upvotes · similarity 0.37
- Pushduck · hn · 2026-04-14 · 12 upvotes · similarity 0.37
- Kimiflare, Kimi K2.6 as a Coding Agent on Cloudflare Workers AI · hn · 2026-05-12 · 5 upvotes · similarity 0.37
- Boxes.dev: ditch localhost; run Claude Code and Codex in the cloud · hn · 2026-06-04 · 105 upvotes · similarity 0.37
Other launches for this product
- No other launches for this product.
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